I will not claim to be James Joyce, but I can spin a yarn purty fair, and I have some pretty good ones to spin. My mom and dad are gone, and I have never shared the details of my early childhood with anyone, not my best friends, not my ex-wives, not my children, so before I wrote this novella, none of the incidents existed except in my memory. I had an unusual life between ages 3 and 23, I would say it was completely unique (as far as I know), and I suppose all of that may explain why I am always so timid about so many things. My indecision about that relationship led me to examine the first 23 years of my life, and I suppose I learned a lot about why and how I trapped myself in a terrible situation. Petersburg with a beautiful young woman, but I had to deal with a severe moral crisis, and I did it in the way I know how. Yes, that was a very stupid way to pass my time when I had traveled to St. When I made my trip to Russia in 2013, I wrote a novel. Hemingway once wrote, “If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life, it stays with you, for Paris is a moveable feast.” The same is true of Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day, for no matter where we roam, there is always a Giant Pink Japanese Penis inside all of us. Maybe Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day means a little bit more.” “Maybe Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day doesn’t come from a store. There are plenty of giant pink Japanese penises to go around, and that means a fun day for one and all.Īmid all the merriment, we should never forget the true meaning of Giant Pink Japanese Day. The main thing to remember is that there is simply no need for you to take such a risk. It’s the same reason why you can’t take frogs to Australia. Second, the Most Honorable Japanese Department of Agriculture and Giant Genitalia is concerned that introducing a new strain of giant pink penises into their eco-system could cause the native strain to mutate or die out.That would be like trying to pass off a bottle of Ozarka from 7-Eleven as Holy Water in the Vatican. Only giant pink Japanese penises have been blessed. First of all, they would not be sacred.In addition to the fact that you would face the dire legal penalties for giant penis smuggling (imagine Midnight Express, except with giant penises), there are simply good reasons why you should not do so. It is Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day in the Year of Our Shatner 92.Ī repeated word of warning for those who attend: do NOT try to smuggle giant pink penises into Japan from other countries.
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